Letzten Sonntag, verspätestes Osterkaffeetrinken in Academia Block 3. Hier wird es jetzt abends sehr kühl und am Sonntag ist unser Tauchgang mit dem Underwaterclub leider auch wegen Regen ausgefallen. Aber Sonne scheint jetzt wieder und abends muss man halt eine lange Hose anziehen.

Last Sunday we had a late Easter Afternoon tea in Academia block 3. In the evenings it is getting colder now, but the sun is still warm, just in the evenings you have to wear long trousers.

For a good start in the week:

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selection that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cos you're ugly.'